The Toilet Song

Tune: Tiptoe through the tulips/white christmas

 

Tiptoe through the tentpegs                        Mime tiptoeing

Through the tentpegs

To the lavatory

Come tiptoe through the tentpegs

With me

 

Ziiiip                                                            Mime unzipping a toilet tent

Ziiiip                                                            Mime zipping a toilet tent

 

I’m dreaming of a flushing toilet            Sit on a toilet

Just like the ones we have at home

With a silver chain                                    Gesture behind and above you

A proper drain                                    Gesture behind and below you to left

And somewhere for it all to go            Gesture behind and below you to right

(It to go!)

 

Ziiiip                                                            Mime unzipping a toilet tent

Ziiiip                                                            Mime zipping a toilet tent

 

Tiptoe through the tentpegs                        Mime tiptoeing

Through the tentpegs

To the lavatory

Come tiptoe through the tentpegs

With me

 

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