I wish I was a little round orange

Oh I wish I was a little round orange (round orange!)
Oh I wish I was a little round orange (round orange!)
I’d go squirty squirty squirty
On everybody’s shirty
Oh I wish I was a little round orange

Oh I wish I was a little stick of gum (stick of gum!)
Oh I wish I was a little stick of gum (stick of gum!)
I’d go gooey gooey gooey
On everybody’s shoey
Oh I wish I was a little stick of gum

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (bar of soap!)
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (bar of soap!)
I’d go slidey slidey slidey
On everybody’s hidey
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap

Oh I wish I was a little round pigeon (round pigeon!)
Oh I wish I was a little round pigeon (round pigeon!)
I’d fly up to the steeple
And (blow raspberry) on all the people
Oh I wish I was a little round pigeon

Oh I wish I was a big fat pigeon (fat pigeon!)
Oh I wish I was a big fat pigeon (fat pigeon!)
I’d fly up to the steeple
And (blow big raspberry) on all the people
Oh I wish I was a big fat pigeon

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